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Film Review - Small Soldiers
So why didn't they just call this one Gremlins 3?
That's all we have here. Same director and the same story. BORING! There's not even a young Phoebe Cates to ogle at, wondering when she would be undressing. (You'll remember that Gremlins was the first movie where Ms. Cates remained fully clothed, thus ruining her career.)
We've seen this all before. This one just drags.
Directed by Joe Dante
Released in 1998
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Reviewed by Mongo