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 Film Review - Small Soldiers

So why didn't they just call this one Gremlins 3?

That's all we have here. Same director and the same story. BORING! There's not even a young Phoebe Cates to ogle at, wondering when she would be undressing. (You'll remember that Gremlins was the first movie where Ms. Cates remained fully clothed, thus ruining her career.)

We've seen this all before. This one just drags.

Sucks and Blows!

Film Facts

    Cast
  • Gregory Smith
  • Kirsten Dunst
  • Jay Mohr
  • Phil Hartman
  • Kevin Dunn
  • David Cross
  • Ann Magnuson
  • Wendy Schaal
  • Denis Leary
  • Tommy Lee Jones
  • Frank Langella
  • Dick Miller
  • Robert Picardo
  • Ernest Borgnine
  • Jonathan Bouck
  • Jim Brown
  • Bruce Dern
  • Sarah Michelle Gellar
  • Christopher Guest
  • Archie Hahn
  • George Kennedy
  • Michael McKean
  • Christina Ricci
  • Harry Shearer
  • Jacob Smith
  • Clint Walker

Directed by Joe Dante

Released in 1998

MPAA Rating: PG-13

Reviewed by Mongo