Oh my God, this is horrible! Scary Movie is a great idea for horror movie parody. What falls apart is the pacing.

Without giving anything away, here's how it goes. Funny! Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Funny! Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Funny! Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Stupid Ending.

Lame lame lame lame lame. And no naked female breasts (known in the film business as tits.)

Move along. Nothing to see here.