Oh, geez! I feel like I've walked into the rotor blade! Who would have though Harrison Ford would make a movie that sucked so much?

Random Hearts is a weird little love story about a couple whose spouses were having an affair, then die together in a plane crash. Harrison Ford is a D.C. cop, Kristin Scott Thomas is a U.S. Senator. Their lives become intertwined for a short time.

This sounds great on the surface, but there isn't that much to this film, and soon it's dragging its ass around the theater. To keep the audience awake, a worthless murder subplot is added. Yawn!

Ford is very believable as the cop, but Scott Thomas is way out of place as a politician. She has none of the trappings, nor the attitude of one in public life.

In a nutshell -- it's boring, it's not worth your money, it's not worth your time.

Sucks and Blows!

Film Facts

Cast
• Harrison Ford
• Kristin Scott Thomas
• Charles Dutton
• Bonnie Hunt
• Dennis Haysbert
• Sydney Pollack
• Richard Jenkins
• Paul Guilfoyle
• Susanna Thompson
• Peter Coyote
• Dylan Baker
• Lynne Thigpen
• Kate Mara
• Ariana Thomas
• Bill Cobbs
• Susan Floyd
• Edie Falco
• Todd Malta
• Tal Carawan Jr.
• Vincent De Paul
• Susan Allenback
• Steve Altes
• Barbara Andres
• Frank Athearn
• Jan Austell
• Reiko Aylesworth
• Blair Brown
• Jernard B. Burks
• John Carter
• Jane Cecil
• Kathleen Chalfant
• Christina Chang
• David Collins
• Lynette Du Pre
• Ellen Foley
• Andy Fowle
• Steven Mark Friedman
• Jack Gilpin
• Barbara Gulan
• Susan Hatfield
• Michelle Hurd
• Kai Jackson
• Virg Jacques
• Beau James
• Ken Kay
• Tian Kitchen
• Jordan Lage
• Fenton Lawless
• C.S. Lee
• Eva Tamargo Lemus
• Marty Lodge
• Deirdre Lovejoy
• Timothy Hayes Lynch
• Susan Lynskey
• Aasif Mandvi
• Tom McCarthy
• James Michael McCauley
• Davenia McFadden
• S. Epatha Merkerson
• Dina Napoli
• Tracey Neale
• Molly Price
• Danny Scalf
• Brian Schwary
• Don Scott
• Terry Serpico
• Priscilla Shanks
• Robert A. Smith Jr.
• Brooke Smith
• Jenna Stern
• Dick Stilwell
• Raymond Anthony Thomas
• Will Thomas
• Becky Veduccio
• Todd Wallace
• M. Emmet Walsh
• Pat Warren
• Gary Wheeler
• Judith Knight Young
• Mark Zeisler
• Stewart J. Zully

Directed by Sydney Pollack

Released in 1999

MPAA Rating: R

Reviewed by Mongo