OK, which genius decided to re-make Hitchcock? Come here and let me slap you on the head!

Bad move, dummy! You don't re-make the master of suspense! Do you know what you get when you do? Disappointment. No! It just isn't done. It's like spitting into the wind or treading on Superman's cape. DUMB IDEA!

Go back to making '60s sitcoms into movies. You have a better shot at success.