OK, which genius decided to re-make Hitchcock? Come here and let me slap you on the head!

Bad move, dummy! You don't re-make the master of suspense! Do you know what you get when you do? Disappointment. No! It just isn't done. It's like spitting into the wind or treading on Superman's cape. DUMB IDEA!

Go back to making '60s sitcoms into movies. You have a better shot at success.

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Film Facts

Cast
• Vince Vaughn
• Anne Heche
• Julianne Moore
• Viggo Mortensen
• William H. Macy
• Robert Forster
• Philip Baker Hall
• Anne Haney
• Chad Everett
• Rance Howard
• Rita Wilson
• James Remar
• James LeGros
• Flea

Directed by Gus Van Sant

Released in 1998

MPAA Rating: R

Reviewed by Mongo