Seth Adkins - Movie Star! Nope, I don't see it. Sorry, Seth, you ain't no Pachino, and this ain't a good movie.

Mafia! is a Airplane-Type parody of Mafia films; mostly The Godfather and Casino. In fact, there are so many passages completely word for word copied out the the original screenplays and pasted into this one, that you wonder how much it cost for the rights.

The real crime here is the film runs out of gas way too early. Triple the number of jokes and you'd have something. Oh yeah, get rid of Seth. Take him out behind the studio and whack him or something. He's getting on my nerves.