Film Review - Jurassic Park III

Who do these guys think they are kidding? This isn't Jurassic Park III, but 3.0! This is a simple software upgrade, not a new movie.

Look ... I have my eyes closed. I'll tell you that happens. Sam Neill is desperate for money so he agrees to return to the scene of the crime. A dinosaur shoots down the airplane and the rest of the movie involves people running away from software.

In the end we learn what we already knew; people shouldn't play god, and 3.0 software is much better than 1.0 software.

There ... I'm going to open my eyes now. You spend your money on this film and tell me if I got it right.

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Film Facts

Directed by Joe Johnston

Released in 2001

MPAA Rating: PG-13

Reviewed by Mongo