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 Film Review - Exit Wounds

What can you say about a movie whose commercial just shows Steven Seagal and DMX (Isn't that the name of a Bicycle?) doing a bunch of shooting and hitting people with chains?

I say, "Not on my dime!"

Perhaps Seagal should have named it House Payments.

No Tickets

Film Facts

    Cast
  • Steven Seagal
  • DMX
  • Isaiah Washington
  • Anthony Anderson
  • Michael Jai White
  • Bill Duke
  • Jill Hennessy
  • Tom Arnold
  • Bruce McGill
  • David Vadim
  • Eva Mendes
  • Matthew G. Taylor
  • Paolo Mastropietro
  • Shane Daly
  • Drag-On
  • Jennifer Irwin
  • Daniel Kash
  • Quancetia Hamilton
  • Rick Demas
  • Jason Stephens
  • Peter Kosaka
  • Chris Lawford
  • Noah Danby
  • Shakira Harper
  • Eduardo Gomez
  • Yanira Contreras
  • Mario Torres
  • Jenny Celly
  • Rothaford Gray
  • Dean McKenzie
  • Thomas Seniuk
  • Bobby Johnson
  • Neville Edwards
  • Arnold Pinnock
  • Gregory Vitale
  • Shawn Lawrence
  • John Ralston
  • Simon Kim
  • James Kim
  • Shekib Ahmad Foroughi
  • Ekundayo Odesanyo
  • Christopher Oster
  • Naomi Gaskin
  • Phillip Jarrett
  • Michael Boisvert
  • John McConnach
  • Moses Nyarko
  • Eldridge Hyndman
  • Elio Campbell
  • Mark Williams
  • Stromm Bradshaw
  • Shannon Jobe
  • Kym Kristalie
  • Peter Walsh
  • Gary Johnston
  • Joe Alberico
  • Stone Conway
  • Barrington Bignall
  • Greg Zajac
  • Ed Semenuk
  • David Boyce
  • Jaime Estrada

Directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak

Released in 2001

MPAA Rating: R

Reviewed by Mongo