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 Film Review - Down Periscope

Down Periscope! Down Brain Cells! Down Intelligence! Dive, dive, dive!

Look! It's McHale's Navy Submerges the PT-73! If you can put your brain on hold (i.e. drink a lot before watching this) it might make sense. Otherwise we have Delta House Goes to Sea.

Yup, screwball comedy, but not smart screwball. Silly fraternity stuff like shrinking the female officer's uniforms so they don't fit. A tattoo on the captain's genitals that says, "Welcome Aboard!"

You know the Marx Brothers did screwball comedy that really had something to say about society; namely poking fun at the rich to cheer up the poor during the Depression. Down Periscope could have been such a film, but it says absolutely nothing. It's almost a complete waste of your time. You might get a snicker or two out of this, but don't expect to be rolling on the floor.

Dust Bag Full

Film Facts

    Cast
  • Kelsey Grammer
  • Lauren Holly
  • Rob Schneider
  • Harry Dean Stanton
  • Bruce Dern
  • William H. Macy
  • Ken Hudson Campbell
  • Toby Huss
  • Duane Martin
  • Jonathan Penner
  • Bradford Tatum
  • Harland Williams
  • Rip Torn
  • James Martin Jr.
  • Jordan Marder
  • Matt Landers
  • Joseph Latimore
  • Patton Oswalt
  • Joe Soto
  • John Shepherd
  • Pierrino Mascarino
  • Dennis Fimple
  • Ancel Cook
  • James Harper
  • Rudy Hornish
  • Tommy Terrell
  • Elliot Easton
  • Michael William Connors
  • Paul Tranghese
  • Mitch Danton
  • Jackson Sleet
  • Annie Talbot
  • Eugene Daniel
  • Bob Dini
  • Andrew English
  • Steve Giralo
  • Robert Grochau
  • Jamie James
  • Joseph Keawkalaya
  • Todd Odom

Directed by David S. Ward

Released in 1996

MPAA Rating: PG-13

Reviewed by Mongo