Maybe. Maybe if my satellite dish were stuck on the David Spade Channel, neighbors had welded my doors and windows closed, I had both legs amputated, and I was physically restrained to my La-Z-Boy chair. Maybe then I would watch this film. But seeing that my equipment (dish and legs) are in fine working order, my neighbors and I are on speaking terms, and the La-Z-Boy properly reclines and un-reclines, I'll just pass on this and look for something worth my time.

Why can't David Spade just go back to doing the Hollywood Minute on SNL?