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 Film Review - Being John Malkovich

Wow! Great idea. Damn! Lousy movie!

Being John Malkovich is one of those "sounds great on paper", but really turns out to be a "whose cat vomited this hair ball up?" type of film.

The Concept

Somewhere this is a door. If you step through it, for a short while you are real life actor John Malkovich. You see the world through his eyes, you have all the sensations of being he. Then you are tossed out onto the New Jersey Turnpike. Sounds funny, eh? Well it gets real old real fast. So just to spice things up let's toss in a good old love triangle. Okay, but not enough. So just to be strange, the main character should also own a chimp.

Do you see what's wrong? This should have been a short, not a feature. All the extra crap tossed in is padding that doesn't work. Being John Malkovich doesn't fail because of poor concept, it fails because of poor film making.

Avoid, Avoid, Avoid. Did I say Avoid? Avoid!

Sucks and Blows!

Film Facts

    Cast
  • John Cusack
  • Cameron Diaz
  • Catherine Keener
  • Orson Bean
  • Mary Kay Place
  • W. Earl Brown
  • Carlos Jacott
  • Willie Garson
  • Byrne Piven
  • Gregory Sporleder
  • Charlie Sheen
  • John Malkovich
  • Ned Bellamy
  • Eric Weinstein
  • Madison Lanc
  • Octavia Spencer
  • K.K. Dodds
  • Reginald C. Hayes
  • Judith Wetzell
  • Kevin Carroll
  • Gerald Emerick
  • Bill M. Ryusaki
  • James Murray
  • Richard Fancy
  • Patti Tippo
  • Daniel Hansen
  • Mariah O'Brien
  • Kelly Teacher
  • Jacqueline Benoit
  • William Buck
  • Christine D. Coleman
  • Jeanne Diehl
  • Audrey Gelfund
  • Yetta Ginsburg
  • Sylvester Jenkins
  • Roy C. Johnson
  • Eddie J. Low
  • Ralph W. Spaulding
  • David Wyler
  • Flori Wyler
  • Kevin Lee
  • Marlowe Bassett
  • Jennifer Canzoneri
  • Kristie Cordle
  • Denise Dabrowski
  • Kristin D'Andrea
  • Charlene Grimsley
  • Christine Krejer
  • Erica Long
  • Yvonne Montelius
  • Jessica Neuberger
  • Sara Rifkin
  • Elizabeth Rivera
  • Chelsa Sjostrom
  • Pamela Hayden
  • Jayne Hess
  • Michelle Madden
  • Greg O'Neill
  • Neil Ross
  • Bill Wittman
  • Andy Dick
  • Philip Glass
  • Isaac Hanson
  • Jordan Taylor Hanson
  • Zac Hanson
  • Dustin Hoffman
  • Sean Penn
  • Michelle Pfeiffer
  • Brad Pitt
  • Winona Ryder
  • Gary Sinise
  • Kacee DeMasi
  • David Fincher
  • Jester Hairston
  • Spike Jonze

Directed by Spike Jonze

Released in 1999

MPAA Rating: R

Reviewed by Mongo