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 Film Review - Armageddon

YES! It's death and destruction and mayhem and everything Deep Impact promised and weaseled out on. Armageddon delivers in the special effects one-two punch.

Sad, but any other summer this really wouldn't be the big hit. But Summer 1998 really has sucked. In this mediocre season, this is the movie that is standing out.

Forget science. Science is just a detail. Science is something producer Jerry Bruckheimer just doesn't want to care about. Relax, kid, it's just a movie.

What I did like was the defining of the main characters. True, they remain two-dimensional, but at least you can tell them apart. How many movies have you seen where everyone just kind of blends together?

Another pet peeve of mine is the movie's pacing. Armageddon is 2 hours and 40 minutes. This is very long, but editors Mark Goldblatt, Chris Lebenzon and Glen Scantlebury handle the pacing chores admirably. What doesn't work in the cinematic style? This constant shaking of the camera so you can't tell what's really happening really sucks.

But, as I said, it's a mediocre summer season. This one's above average.

Jammed Pipe!

Film Facts

    Cast
  • Bruce Willis
  • Billy Bob Thornton
  • Liv Tyler
  • Ben Affleck
  • Will Patton
  • Steve Buscemi
  • Peter Stormare
  • Owen Wilson
  • Keith David
  • Chris Ellis
  • Jason Isaacs
  • Ken Hudson Campbell
  • William Fichtner
  • Jessica Steen
  • Grayson McCouch
  • Clark Brolly
  • Michael Duncan
  • Marshall R. Teague
  • Anthony Guidera
  • Greg Collins
  • J. Patrick McCormack
  • Michael Kaplan
  • Ian Quinn
  • Christopher Worret
  • Adam Smith
  • John Mahon
  • Grace Zabriskie
  • K.C. Leomiti
  • Gary Rogers
  • Eddie Griffin
  • Mark Boone Jr.
  • Deborah Nishimura
  • Layla Roberts
  • Albert Wong
  • Jim Ishida
  • Stanley Anderson
  • James Harper
  • Ellen Cleghorne
  • Udo Kier
  • John Aylward
  • Mark Curry
  • Seiko Matsuda
  • Harry Humphries
  • Dyllan Christopher
  • Judith Hoag
  • Sage Allen
  • Lawrence Tierney
  • Judith Drake
  • Steven Ford
  • Christian Clemenson
  • Duke Valenti
  • Michael Taliferro
  • Billy Devlin
  • Frank Van Keeken
  • Kathleen Matthews
  • J.C. Hayward
  • Andrew Glassman
  • Shawnee Smith
  • Dwight Hicks
  • Odile Broulard
  • Vic Manni
  • Jim Maniaci
  • Joe Allen
  • Bodhi Elfman
  • Alexander Johnson
  • Kathy Neff
  • Victor Vinson
  • Joseph Patrick Kelly
  • Peter White
  • Rudy Mettia
  • Fred Weller
  • Googy Gress
  • H. Richard Greene
  • Peter Murnik
  • Andrew Heckler
  • Jeff Austin
  • Matt Malloy
  • Brian Brophy
  • Brian Hayes Currie
  • Andy Milder
  • Patrick Richwood
  • Brian Mulligan
  • Greg Warmouth
  • John H. Johnson
  • Charles Stewart
  • Scarlet Forge
  • John Frazier
  • Frankie
  • Charlton Heston
  • Jim Jenkins

Directed by Michael Bay

Released in 1998

MPAA Rating: PG-13

Reviewed by Mongo