The Dictionary - Y

Yale

1. A well known Ivy League university.
2. What southern cheerleaders do.

Yawn

1. An honest opinion openly expressed.

Y-Chromosome

1. A line of genes designed for men only; the cause of virility, war, baldness, hockey, sex crimes, clever inventions and a disinclination to ask for directions when lost.

Year

1. A period of 365 disappointments.

Yearbook

1. A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by.

Yes Man

1. A man not in the no.

Yesterday

1. When the 12-page paper you started tonight was due.

Yiddish

1. A tongue that never takes its tongue out of its cheek.

Yield Sign

1. Dormitory wall decoration you "purchased" around 3 in the morning with the help of two buddies and a hammer.

Yogurt

1. Semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and fermented milk. Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound. The other two are goulash and squid.

Yours

1. Anything which, up to the present, others have not been able to get away from you.

Yuppie Food Coupons

1. $20 bills from an ATM.