The Dictionary - X

X-Chromosome

1. A genetic double-cross that empowers women with the ability to bear children and reserves for men the right to be color-blind hemophiliacs.

Xerox Subsidy

1. Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace.

X Ray

1. A medical technique that will display cafeteria meatballs up to 10 years after they're eaten.
2. A diagnostic tool used to detect existing cancerous growths and create new ones for future examinations to reveal.

Xylem

1. We're not going to tell you this. You should know this. You took biology, didn't you? (Were you asleep that day or what?)