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The National Daily World Enquiring Globe


Volume 19 Issue 304

Friday October 31, 2014

IF YOU DON'T GET IT, WE DON'T CARE!


Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: outside on the patio

From Da Joke Archives

Similarities between Nixon and Clinton

Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Waterbed

Nixon: His biggest fear - the Cold War Clinton: His biggest fear - a Cold Sore

Nixon: Worried about carpet bombs Clinton: Worried about carpet burns

Nixon: His Vice President was a Greek Clinton: His Vice President is a geek

Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her

Nixon: Couldn't explain the 18 minute gap in the Watergate tape Clinton: Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case

Nixon: His nickname was Tricky Dick Clinton: same

Nixon: Ex-President Clinton: Sex-President

Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One" Clinton: Known for women pointing at him saying, "He's the one!"

Nixon: Famous for his widow's peak Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak

Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy Clinton: Well acquainted with the G Spot

Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh Clinton: Took on Ho

Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor Clinton: Talked about getting a piece while on her


Word of the Day

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  1. Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Loss in the Cloud" Fek'Lar thus spake... "Do you still believe in The Cloud? Did you have any data on MegaUpload? Still believe? Really? Still believe in trickle-down economics, too?"    more...

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