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From Da Joke Archives

To Each His Own

A young engineer arrives on a distant island in the Indian Ocean to work on a secret scientific project for the Italian government.

After a week, he asks one of his colleagues, "Uh, what do you do for women out here?"

"Oh, that," says his buddy, "well, we've got the goats."

"Goats!?! Never."

"Suit yourself, but it's what everybody does."

After a month, the young engineer asks again, "I guess I'll have to try the goats. Are you sure that's what everybody does?"

"Sure, just go out at midnight, grab a goat, and do what you have to do. Nobody cares."

So...at midnight, the guy goes out, grabs a goat, closes his eyes, and the 50 workers of the entire project jump out from behind trees and bushes and begin laughing and hooting.

"What's this?" asks the young engineer, "you all do the same thing, don't you?"

"Yes," says one guy, "but you got the ugliest one!"


Word of the Day

Linguist

  1. A talented fellow who has mastered the ability to make mistakes in more than one language.
  2. A person who can be misunderstood in many languages.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Take No Prisoners!" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I'm in full Barbarian Mode these days. This happens whenever the doo doo hits the rotating blades. I just got a note that someone bought a bunch of fans and fed their pet yak some five week old cottage cheese. Fek-Lite as the Twinkee used to refer to my attitude is on hold."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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