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The National Daily World Enquiring Globe


Volume 19 Issue 113

Wednesday April 23, 2014

IF YOU DON'T GET IT, WE DON'T CARE!


Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: outside on the patio

From Da Joke Archives

Getting a Little Trim

The Mother and daughter were shopping for the girl's bridal gown. The Mother said, "Thank goodness, I'll see you married in white." the Mother said.

"Why's that Mother?" the daughter asked.

"Well dear, to be honest, only a virgin should be married in a white gown; otherwise, lavender is used." "Oh!" replied the girl. "Well, how about a white gown with lavender trim?"


Word of the Day

Dufi

  1. The plural of dufus.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Let's Hear It For Junk!" Fek'Lar thus spake... "One day while flying down Caribbean Drive in the new Fekmobile, I slipped into the parking lot of Weird Stuff Warehouse. For those not from The Valley, Weird Stuff is a surplus store. The back room is almost a museum of old technology. I like to walk down the modem isle noting which of the hundreds of models I have owned."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

This guy says, " I'm perfect for you, cause I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?" -- Judy Tenuta

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