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The National Daily World Enquiring Globe


Volume 20 Issue 88

Sunday March 29, 2015

IF YOU DON'T GET IT, WE DON'T CARE!


Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: outside on the patio

From Da Joke Archives

Stunned!

Police in Detroit last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 200 pounds of heroin, 5 million in forged US bank notes and 25 trafficked Latino prostitutes -- all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library on Woodward Ave.

Local residents were stunned, and a community spokesman said: "We're all shocked. We never knew we had a library."


Word of the Day

Ground Beef

  1. A cow with no legs.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Demonstration Of Pavlov's Theory of Bureaucracy" Fek'Lar thus spake... "There's a joke going around the net that Trouble sent me which I think is a good explanation of what really happens when monkeys, er managers, get involved with your life."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer -- it just seems longer. Clement Freud

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