Sucks and Blows!
From Da Joke Archives
Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman says, I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."
The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"
To which the first replies, "Whoa! I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
Word of the Day
- A labor-saving device to be worn on every conceivable occasion.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Off-Shoring Yourself" Fek'Lar thus spake... "What's wrong with me? I should have thought of this a year ago! With the latest round of off-shoring jobs at WTHAIS, I had a brilliant idea. What if people could off-shore their own job?" more...
And whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?