From Da Joke Archives
Blind radio reporter Ed Lucas was married at home plate in Yankee Stadium. Another blind person isn't scheduled to be behind home plate there until Opening Day.
Jim Barach - http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com
Word of the Day
- A term which originated with World War II American fighter pilots, and later used by post-war test pilots, astronauts, and then geeks in general. To screw the pooch means to make a fatal error. Famous pooch screwers include computer designer Gary Kildall, General George S. Custer, and Ted "Butterfingers" Harris the first known chainsaw juggler.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "What To Do With Iraq" Fek'Lar thus spake... "So far, I haven't weighed in on my thoughts about going to war with Iraq. For one thing, it's a little off subject. But if we decide to send the United States Armed Forces to the Middle East to test new weapons systems, I do think we need some ground rules for what happens after Saddam is gone." more...
I'm really glad the guy who invented the Ray Gun was named Ray. Being shot with a Bob gun just wouldn't sound as cool. Bob Neanover