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THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH: 1. He went into his father's business 2. He lived at home until the age of 33 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He never held a steady job 3. His last request was a drink
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN: 1. His first name was Jesus 2. He was always in trouble with the law 3. His mother did not know who his father was
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN: 1. He talked with his hands 2. He had wine with every meal 3. He worked in the building trades
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK: 1. He called everybody brother 2. He had no permanent address 3. Nobody would hire him
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN: 1. He never cut his hair 2. He walked around barefoot 3. He invented a new religion
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In his column, "What We Have Here is a Failure to Communicate" Fek'Lar thus spake... "So I plowing through my work at WTHAIS minding my own business when the VP of PR flushes a new press release on the company. I open it up to see what new shit we've thought up. Oh, according to this, we're figured out how to dial on a DSL line. Spotting the mistake I reply to the VP of PR pointing out the mistake. " more...
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