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Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

What's Wrong with America?

Y'all wanna know what's wrong with this country? Well, I'll tell ya one thing for sure. For President we get our choice of two, maybe three candidates; for Miss America, we get at least 50.


Word of the Day

TA

  1. A small-minded, evil person who randomly decides your fate in college, usually a student with a degree in sadism and too much time on their hands.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Newtown" Fek'Lar thus spake... "It's the week after another crazy kid went nuts with guns. America is talking gun control again. I'm hearing about banning large capacity clips, and banning assault rifles, and making people at gun shows go through a background check. The problem is, I don't see how any of this would have stopped this crazy kid."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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