From Da Joke Archives
Race car driver Danica Patrick admits she lied about her future plans of driving with NASCAR. As punishment, her daddy took the T-Bird away.
Jim Barach http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com
Word of the Day
- Spam eaten right out of the can.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "This Month's Big Rumor" Fek'Lar thus spake... "You might have seen the price of Netscape stock jump sharply this month. Most of the uninformed mainstream press decided it was because of a rumored buy out by Sun. No, all of my press colleagues just plain old screwed the pooch on this bit of reporting. The real reason the stock spiked was because of a test that succeeded in the Netscape Server QA Labs." more...
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