The National Daily World Enquiring Globe

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The National Daily World Enquiring Globe


Volume 19 Issue 111

Monday April 21, 2014

IF YOU DON'T GET IT, WE DON'T CARE!


Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: outside on the patio

From Da Joke Archives

War

"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."

- Paul Rodriguez


Word of the Day

Art

art

  1. A creative work which inspires an emotional reaction. This guy's reaction is, "Who bought this shit?"

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "And Now A Word About Diet Coke" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I was in Maui, and didn't want to get completely gang-raped by the tourist-zone prices. I bought a 12 pack of Diet Coke at the local Safeway. I didn't get a great deal, but I also didn't have to mortgage the house."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind. -- General William Westmoreland on why the media should be controlled in wartime.

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