The National Daily World Enquiring Globe

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The National Daily World Enquiring Globe


Volume 14 Issue 184

Friday July 3, 2009

IF YOU DON'T GET IT, WE DON'T CARE!


Cancer-Causing Chemicals from Tobacco Smoke Found in Baby Urine

Second-Hand Pee Kills!




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Kitchen

From Da Joke Archives

Polack Joke

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Polack joke?"

The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I'm Polish. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, weighs 225, and he's Polish. The fella next to him is 6'5" tall, weighs 250, and he's Polish. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"

The first guy says, "Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times."


Word of the Day

Clarinet

  1. Name used on your second daughter if you've already used Betty Jo.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "My Lunch at Google" Fek'Lar thus spake... "You might recall back in crap200712, I mentioned I wanted to have lunch in the Google cafeteria. A scant few months later, my wish came true. Turns out one of my ex-co-workers whom WTHAIS had laid off to send his job to India, found a job at a software company which then Google gobbled up in a merger. This got him past the GPA requirement and the ridiculous interview process. He called up one day needing a favor, and I asked for one in return. I just wanted lunch."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


What's New?

July 1, 2009

Another issue of The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar was published.

The following items were added to Da Joke Archive.

The following words were added to the LowComDom Online Dictionary.

 

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