From Da Joke Archives
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Why do our kids have to take the Iowa Test for Basic Skills? Why can't we have a Georgia Test of Basic Skills with questions like, "Bubba's got three cars and he done traded for two more. How many cement blocks is Bubba gonna need?"
Word of the Day
- What the middle class pays the Government.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "This Month's Big Rumor" Fek'Lar thus spake... "You might have seen the price of Netscape stock jump sharply this month. Most of the uninformed mainstream press decided it was because of a rumored buy out by Sun. No, all of my press colleagues just plain old screwed the pooch on this bit of reporting. The real reason the stock spiked was because of a test that succeeded in the Netscape Server QA Labs." more...
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