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Volume 20 Issue 247

Friday September 4, 2015

IF YOU DON'T GET IT, WE DON'T CARE!


Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Elvis Memorial Arboretum

From Da Joke Archives

Banzai!

A Japanese astronaut on the space station has taken part in an experiment by wearing the same pair of underwear for an entire month. Big deal, say residents of frat houses across America.

Janice Hough


Word of the Day

Elucidation

  1. A hard to say word which makes everything perfectly clear.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Trouble in Happyland?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "By now you may have heard of the incredibly bad launch of Apple's cloud computing platform, Mobile Me. I've been following this, because I signed up the day before they launched. I've had a few issues with the service but nothing like the horror stories you hear."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

Fresco's Discovery: If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

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