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Volume 20 Issue 117

Monday April 27, 2015

IF YOU DON'T GET IT, WE DON'T CARE!


Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Mojo-Cam is off the air

From Da Joke Archives

One Liners 14

I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and...


Word of the Day

Fiber-seeking Backhoe

  1. Any of a genus of large, disruptive machines which routinely cut critical backbone links, creating Internet outages and packet over air problems.
  2. A slut with a dietary problem.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Speaking of Unemployment ..." Fek'Lar thus spake... "Although Alan Greenspan is saying the economy is on the upswing, bean-counters in The Valley say unemployment will raise another 1 percent before the job situation gets any better."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

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