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From Da Joke Archives

The Application

Two young engineers fresh out of college put in applications for an engineering position with a company. Both clients having the exact same qualifications, they were asked to take a test by the Department manager to help decide which one to hire.

Upon completion of the test, both applicants had missed only one of the questions. After reviewing the tests, the manager decided to speak with the losing applicant first:

Manager: Thanks for your interest, but we have decided to give the position to the other applicant.

Applicant: Why would you do that? We both got 9 questions correct, why choose the other applicant over me?

Manager: We have made our decision not based upon the correct answers, but on the question you missed.

Applicant: And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?

Manager: Simple. The other applicant put answered "I don't know" for question 5. Your answer was "Neither do I."


Word of the Day

Las Vegas

  1. Where good taste goes to die.
  2. Cheesy done well.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "No! I'm tAlKiNg AbOuT tHe OTHER kINd of STRESS!" Fek'Lar thus spake... "One thing I've noticed about The Valley is there's a lot of pressure here. Back when I did tech support I just thought it was us folks working the phones to explain how to download the pornography who had it tough. As I have moved into other parts of other companies, I have become convinced that everyone shares the pain to some degree or another. What's important is how you deal with it."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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