The National Daily World Enquiring Globe

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The National Daily World Enquiring Globe


Volume 17 Issue 27

Friday January 27, 2012

IF YOU DON'T GET IT, WE DON'T CARE!


English to hit 1 Million Words in April

The 1 Millionth Word will be "Fartwort"




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Kitchen

From Da Joke Archives

I Tried, I Really Did...

I tried to watch a World Cup soccer match last summer. Nothing happened. And then nothing else happened.

And then someone made a feint, but no, nothing happened. And then nothing else happened. And then there was a thing where something could have happened if something else had happened, but in the end, nothing happened.


Word of the Day

Hardware

  1. Collective term for any computer-related object that can be kicked or battered.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "From the Clueless in Aisle 10 Department" Fek'Lar thus spake... "It's now very easy to figure out why K-Mart is going down the tubes. Here they are in Chapter 11 and what are they spending money on? A web site where people can say how great they are."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


What's New?

January 1, 2012

Another issue of The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar was published.

The following items were added to Da Joke Archive.

The following words were added to the LowComDom Online Dictionary.

 

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

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