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Question For The Witness
The prosecuting attorney approached the witness, a blonde and began his questioning.
"Do you happen to know any of the people you see in the jury box?"
The witness looked them over and thought carefully before replying.
"Yes, I'd say I know more than half of them."
"Keep in mind the solemn oath you have made before this court," said the attorney. "Can you swear that you know more than half of them?"
"Why, I most certainly can!" the witness fired back. "In fact, I'll swear I know more than all of them put together!"
Word of the Day
- To grovel shamelessly.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "The New Music Market" Fek'Lar thus spake... "What did the original Napster really give us? Free (yet illegal) downloads? That's a given. But Napster gave us something even more valuable - the notion that no one really needs the record companies anymore." more...
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