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From Da Joke Archives
I Want My MTV
I saw a commercial on MTV that urged me to "Do something!" So I changed the channel. -- Mike Williams
Word of the Day
- That part of the psyche where the conscience keeps you from stealing candy from a small child. This comes from the moral training of society. Society -- it's always getting in the way!
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Not a Moving Experience" Fek'Lar thus spake... "The other big deal that I'm not particularly happy about is that WTHAIS has moved out of our beautiful digs on Castro Street in Mountain View. The Scoop Meister was heart broken. I think his kid will only be able to go to junior college now that I'm not there for my daily servings of "Ridiculously More Chocolate Than Should Ever be Put in Ice Cream" Ice Cream. I also heard the chili dog stand went out of business. I loved Castro Street, especially in summer when the ladies wore their "Summer Wardrobe". Our new digs do not compare at all. It's been described by one person as the "Colon of the Bay Area". I refer to it has the Swamp Planet of Dagobah." more...
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