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The National Daily World Enquiring Globe


Volume 19 Issue 329

Tuesday November 25, 2014

IF YOU DON'T GET IT, WE DON'T CARE!


Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: The Living Room

From Da Joke Archives

The Writing on the Walls - 7

God is dead. -Nietzsche

Nietzsche is dead. -God

-the Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.


Word of the Day

Geek

  1. See Nerd. This person likes it.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "What's the Deal With the Paper Towels?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "Have you noticed this? You go to a fast-food place, or the gas station (sometimes they are one and the same), or even a movie theater, and you need a napkin or paper towel, only to find that who ever loaded the dispenser over-loaded it? You can't get one out without shredding it because the tensile strength of the paper is less than the force required to free it of the container?"    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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