The National Daily World Enquiring Globe

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The National Daily World Enquiring Globe


Volume 13 Issue 187

Saturday July 5, 2008

IF YOU DON'T GET IT, WE DON'T CARE!


Newspapers Cause 99% of Paper Cuts!

Story on Page 47


Government Fear Factor

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Robert Mugabe Wins Re-election
Kidnapping, Torture, and Destroying Homes Works!




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: outside on the patio

From Da Joke Archives

Big news for paleontologists

In Argentina they found what might be the link between birds and dinosaurs. They don't want to get too excited because it might just be Phyllis Diller. (Maher)


Word of the Day

Shebang

  1. A girl who can't say no.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Why I still Believe in the Internet" Fek'Lar thus spake... "It's trying times in The Valley. The mass extinction of dotcoms is nearly at end. Little did the masses know that the second half of the '90's boom was a clever ploy to get enough apartments built so rents could be lowered."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


What's New?

July 1, 2008

Another issue of The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar was published.

The following items were added to Da Joke Archive.

The following words were added to the LowComDom Online Dictionary.

 

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." -- Unknown

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