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From Da Joke Archives
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
- Paul Rodriguez
Word of the Day
- A creative work which inspires an emotional reaction. This guy's reaction is, "Who bought this shit?"
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "And Now A Word About Diet Coke" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I was in Maui, and didn't want to get completely gang-raped by the tourist-zone prices. I bought a 12 pack of Diet Coke at the local Safeway. I didn't get a great deal, but I also didn't have to mortgage the house." more...
Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind. -- General William Westmoreland on why the media should be controlled in wartime.