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From Da Joke Archives
What's up with the Girl Scouts!?!
This is allegedly verbatim from the back of the Peanut Butter Patties box:
"I just LOVE water sports. Our teachers are complete pros! Jamila and I actually synchronized our strokes. We did the whole length of the pool on our backs. Girl Scout Camp is the greatest."
Word of the Day
- The opening in the front of boxer shorts.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "India is Bullet-Proof" Fek'Lar thus spake... "India doesn't need to worry that George the Second is going to discover WMD's here. It doesn't matter that India has The Bomb, the US will never attack, here's why." more...
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to swim on his back, you've got something