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The Wedding Night
The wedding party decided to play a little joke on the newlyweds by placing a tape-recorder under their bed. When they retrieved it the next morning, they heard the bride's estatic voice saying, "THAT'S HAPPINESS! THAT'S HAPPINESS!."
Then they noticed that the tape was playing at the wrong speed. When they slowed it down they heard the bride saying,
"THAT'S A PENIS? THAT'S A PENIS? "
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From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "It's Still the Economy, Stupid" Fek'Lar thus spake... "Last weekend, Mrs. Fek'Lar and I were listening to a radio program called Bob Brinker's Moneytalk whilst in the Fekmobile. Brinker called the stock market crash before it happened. Anyone who was listening to him that weekend had warning that the party was over and it was time to pull out. This is a guy to pay attention to." more...
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