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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Collection

Schneider applied to a finance agency for a job, but he had no experience. He was so intense that the manager gave him a tough account with the promise that if he collected it, he'd get the job.

Two hours later, Schneider came back with the entire amount.

"Amazing!" the manager said. "How did you do it?"

"Easy," Schneider replied. "I told him if he didn't pay up, I'd tell all his other creditors he paid us."


Word of the Day

Xerox Subsidy

  1. Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Digital Photography - New Challenges in a New Paradigm" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I mentioned in crap200407 that I had bought a Digital Rebel. The next big question was, "where can I get my pictures printed?""    more...

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