From Da Joke Archives
One Liners 14
I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and...
Word of the Day
- Any of a genus of large, disruptive machines which routinely cut critical backbone links, creating Internet outages and packet over air problems.
- A slut with a dietary problem.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Speaking of Unemployment ..." Fek'Lar thus spake... "Although Alan Greenspan is saying the economy is on the upswing, bean-counters in The Valley say unemployment will raise another 1 percent before the job situation gets any better." more...
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?