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The Army and the Mountain Man
Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a West Virginian Mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.
On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked out most of his teeth.
On his third day, he was issued a jock strap.
The Army is still looking for him...
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From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "When Designing, Make It Cheap To Maintain, Not Cheap To Engineer" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I sit on the WTHAIS Change Management Board. If you want to release something, or make a change to a server, you need to come through this last gate before your deployment is approved. I get the requests the afternoon before which gives me time to ask questions before the board meeting." more...
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