The National Daily World Enquiring Globe

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The National Daily World Enquiring Globe


Volume 19 Issue 274

Wednesday October 1, 2014

IF YOU DON'T GET IT, WE DON'T CARE!


Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: outside on the patio

From Da Joke Archives

What's up with the Girl Scouts!?!

This is allegedly verbatim from the back of the Peanut Butter Patties box:

"I just LOVE water sports. Our teachers are complete pros! Jamila and I actually synchronized our strokes. We did the whole length of the pool on our backs. Girl Scout Camp is the greatest."


Word of the Day

Circumvent

  1. The opening in the front of boxer shorts.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "India is Bullet-Proof" Fek'Lar thus spake... "India doesn't need to worry that George the Second is going to discover WMD's here. It doesn't matter that India has The Bomb, the US will never attack, here's why."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to swim on his back, you've got something

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