The National Daily World Enquiring Globe

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The National Daily World Enquiring Globe


Volume 18 Issue 138

Saturday May 18, 2013

IF YOU DON'T GET IT, WE DON'T CARE!


Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: The Living Room

From Da Joke Archives

Nice Donation

A Saudi Arabian prince has donated $20 million to the Louvre museum. The money is to be used to promote Islamic art. The prince fancies himself an artist. He says he likes to dabble a bit in oil. (Barach)


Word of the Day

IBM

  1. Inferior But Marketable
  2. It's Better Manually
  3. Insidious Black Magic
  4. It's Been Malfunctioning
  5. Incontinent Bowel Movement
  6. International Business Machines

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Thinking of Retiring?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "If you're over 25, right after you get off street drugs and onto prescription drugs, you probably have at least started to think about saving some money, and maybe retiring one day. The older you get, the more you think about it. A woman on my team has just turned 36, and she's got a unique idea that uses the system."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


What's New?

May 1, 2013

Another issue of The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar was published.

The following items were added to Da Joke Archive.

The following words were added to the LowComDom Online Dictionary.

 

Whoever first called women the "fairer sex" knew nothing whatever about justice.

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