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Volume 20 Issue 188

Tuesday July 7, 2015

IF YOU DON'T GET IT, WE DON'T CARE!


Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: outside on the patio

From Da Joke Archives

Dracula and the Nuns

So, it seems that two nuns were traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and scratches at the windshield!

"Quick, quick!!" shouts the first nun, "What shall I do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on, that will get rid of the abomination," shouts the second.

She switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and hisses even more loudly!

"What shall I do now?" shouts the first nun.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water in the Vatican!" says the second.

Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and hisses again at the nuns.

"Now what?" screams the first nun.

"Show him your cross!" says the second.

So the nun rolls down the window and shouts, "GET OFF MY FUCKING HOOD!!"


Word of the Day

Irritating Habit

  1. What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "HBO" Fek'Lar thus spake... "So for the first time in several years, HBO comes into my humble abode. This of course means that my machine that video tapes everything I watch is now running 24 hours a day."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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