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Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

The Little Turtle

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs, until he crashes heavily into the ground with a hard knock on his shell. After recovering his consciousness, he starts to climb the tree again, jumps again, and knocks the ground heavily again.

The little turtle persisted again and again while a couple of birds, sitting at the edge of a branch, watched the turtle with pain. Suddenly the female bird says to the male, "Hey dear, I think it's time to tell our little turtle he is adopted."


Word of the Day

School

  1. A grouping in which fish are taught to avoid your $29.99 lures and hold out for SPAM instead.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "A Word About The Spill" Fek'Lar thus spake... "It's important after an accident to convene a committee to investigate why the accident happened and to make recommendations to prevent future re-occurances. You can cancel the postmortem on the spill. I've figured out what caused it. No need to thank me. You can just give me 10 percent of what the investigation was going to cost."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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