The National Daily World Enquiring Globe

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The National Daily World Enquiring Globe


Volume 20 Issue 213

Saturday August 1, 2015

IF YOU DON'T GET IT, WE DON'T CARE!


Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: The Living Room

From Da Joke Archives

Blind Marriage

Blind radio reporter Ed Lucas was married at home plate in Yankee Stadium. Another blind person isn't scheduled to be behind home plate there until Opening Day.

Jim Barach - http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com


Word of the Day

Screwing the Pooch

  1. A term which originated with World War II American fighter pilots, and later used by post-war test pilots, astronauts, and then geeks in general. To screw the pooch means to make a fatal error. Famous pooch screwers include computer designer Gary Kildall, General George S. Custer, and Ted "Butterfingers" Harris the first known chainsaw juggler.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "What To Do With Iraq" Fek'Lar thus spake... "So far, I haven't weighed in on my thoughts about going to war with Iraq. For one thing, it's a little off subject. But if we decide to send the United States Armed Forces to the Middle East to test new weapons systems, I do think we need some ground rules for what happens after Saddam is gone."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

I'm really glad the guy who invented the Ray Gun was named Ray. Being shot with a Bob gun just wouldn't sound as cool. Bob Neanover

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