From Da Joke Archives
But, It's a Dry Heat
Scientists say an explosive volcano could be under Death Valley. Which is nice because a volcanic eruption would actually cool down the Mojave Desert in the summer.
Jim Barach http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com/
Word of the Day
- Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in Computing. Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA awareness."
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Just 6 to 8 Weeks..." Fek'Lar thus spake... "Mrs. Fek'Lar has a CitiBank Card... at least until today. One of the "privileges" of having a CitiBank Card is the endless telemarketing you get every couple of days. They really do spend a lot of time, trying to sell you stuff you continuously say you don't want. " more...
Joan of Arc heard voices too.