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Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

The Wedding Night

The wedding party decided to play a little joke on the newlyweds by placing a tape-recorder under their bed. When they retrieved it the next morning, they heard the bride's estatic voice saying, "THAT'S HAPPINESS! THAT'S HAPPINESS!."

Then they noticed that the tape was playing at the wrong speed. When they slowed it down they heard the bride saying,

"THAT'S A PENIS? THAT'S A PENIS? "


Word of the Day

Natural Childbirth

  1. You know, no eye make-up, no lipstick, no rouge...

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "It's Still the Economy, Stupid" Fek'Lar thus spake... "Last weekend, Mrs. Fek'Lar and I were listening to a radio program called Bob Brinker's Moneytalk whilst in the Fekmobile. Brinker called the stock market crash before it happened. Anyone who was listening to him that weekend had warning that the party was over and it was time to pull out. This is a guy to pay attention to."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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