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From Da Joke Archives
History Repeats Itself
Historians have recently discovered the Dark Ages were caused by the Y1K problem.
Word of the Day
- A machine that takes energy produced in a coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago pneumatic impact wrench that grips rusty suspension bolts last tightened 40 years ago by someone in Abingdon,Oxfordshire, and rounds them off.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
A chip on the shoulder indicates there is wood higher up.