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The National Daily World Enquiring Globe


Volume 19 Issue 327

Sunday November 23, 2014

IF YOU DON'T GET IT, WE DON'T CARE!


Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: The Living Room

From Da Joke Archives

Cosmetic Surgery

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first woman says, I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."

The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"

To which the first replies, "Whoa! I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"


Word of the Day

Contraceptive

  1. A labor-saving device to be worn on every conceivable occasion.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Off-Shoring Yourself" Fek'Lar thus spake... "What's wrong with me? I should have thought of this a year ago! With the latest round of off-shoring jobs at WTHAIS, I had a brilliant idea. What if people could off-shore their own job?"    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

And whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

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