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From Da Joke Archives
A Minnesota woman running in a half Marathon developed back pain that led to her giving birth when she didn't even know she was pregnant. Which meant when filling out the baby's birth certificate, where it said "race" she put down "did not finish."
Jim Barach http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com/
Word of the Day
- The fourth letter of the alphabet. Derived from the Semites for the word daleth, which means door. Daleth came from Egyptian hieroglyphs which, in this case was a picture of a door.
- Drag in aeronautics.
- 500 in Roman numerals.
- The fourth known quantity in algebra.
- A grade which can easily be made into a B.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "What The LinkedIn BreakIn Means" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I thought we were past all of this. Corporate America has been collecting information about us, and for a while, it appeared no one knew how to protect the goodies. Credit reporting companies have spilled social security numbers. Credit card companies have spilled account numbers. When it appeared that everyone figured out how to lock down servers, configure firewalls, and encrypt files, the collective sphincter relaxed. And then, LinkedIn got hit." more...
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