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From Da Joke Archives
The Horse Auction
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Little Johnny asked, ?Dad, why are you doing that??
His father replied, ?Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.?
Little Johnny, looking worried, said, ?Dad, I think the Milkman wants to buy Mom.
Word of the Day
- A person who doesn't see eye-to-eye with the government.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Do DVD Region Codes Make Sense?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "15 years ago when the DVD was beginning to show up on store shelves (yes, it's been that long) the Hollywood business model was that the movie would be released to theaters first, and six months later the video would come out. The foreign market would also receive the movie some time after the US release. Some countries would receive the movie for their theaters more than six months after the US theater release. The internet has changed all of this." more...
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