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From Da Joke Archives
The Greatest Lies of All Time
Of course I like your cat.
I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.
But Officer, I only had 3 beers!
The check is in the mail.
"This is a one-time mailing. If you do not respond, you will recieve no further mailings from us."
Word of the Day
- Some whiner who gets out and measures every inch of that restraining order.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Sony's PlayStation Network" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I'm sure some of you have been affected by the outage of the PlayStation Network. As of this writing, Sony says they are bringing it back up. I'm not sure Sony knows exactly what happened. The outage had been going on for weeks. The real bad news is that it appears someone broke in and stole the database." more...
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