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Similarities between Nixon and Clinton
Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Waterbed
Nixon: His biggest fear - the Cold War Clinton: His biggest fear - a Cold Sore
Nixon: Worried about carpet bombs Clinton: Worried about carpet burns
Nixon: His Vice President was a Greek Clinton: His Vice President is a geek
Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her
Nixon: Couldn't explain the 18 minute gap in the Watergate tape Clinton: Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case
Nixon: His nickname was Tricky Dick Clinton: same
Nixon: Ex-President Clinton: Sex-President
Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One" Clinton: Known for women pointing at him saying, "He's the one!"
Nixon: Famous for his widow's peak Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak
Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy Clinton: Well acquainted with the G Spot
Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh Clinton: Took on Ho
Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor Clinton: Talked about getting a piece while on her
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