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A bill being considered in California would allow vendors who are paid with IOUs to use them to pay state taxes and fees. Just to make it official, all the payments will be made with real Monopoly money.
Jim Baruch www.jokesbyjim.blog spot.com
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In his column, "New Year's Resolutions" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I usually do not make New Year's resolutions. I just never got into the habit of making silly promises I don't intend to keep. (You know, like in the Sales department.) So on this first occasion of me making silly promises, let's start by resolving the rules." more...
At my age, "getting a little action" means I don't need to take a laxative.